Nada más la puntita

Recomiendo mucho ampliamente bash.org. Nada mejor para arrancarme algunas carcajadas. Lugar de grandes verdades
centenarygirl: maybe someday, but not right now
RKM 82: "maybe someday" do you mean that, or is that just thrown in there to comfort me
centenarygirl: no.........I really mean it
<PizzaMind> maybe means "when I'm 30, my pussy is floopy, no one
else wants me and I've finally grown out of liking assholes"

filosofía profunda
<TTT> you know you're in trouble when your server load is higher than your stock price

<Floach-> I guess DDoS is like a network bukkake? :)


anécdotas interesantes
gentoogod: omg dude

gentoogod: today i might the stupidest 3 people i ever met
gentoogod: thier 3 brains combined couldnt solve the dilemma they faced today
siral21: what was it
gentoogod: ok before i say this
gentoogod: 100% true, not one second of a lie
gentoogod: this lady went into mcdonalds today and ordered a big mac for her
gentoogod: and ordered 2 mcgrittles one for each kid. one had bacon one without
gentoogod: her sons are around 18 or 19 so not infants
gentoogod: she went to the counter furious cause the son that wanted bacon has no bacon on his and the one that didnt want bacon has bacon on his
gentoogod: i fell on the floor beside her and couldnt stop laughing
gentoogod: so i finally stood up and asked her to repeat, thinking maybe shes drunk
gentoogod: i swear to god she looked at me straight faced and repeated it. and her 2 sons were beside her mad that they didnt get the order they wanted


<@AntiHeiss> friend of mine went to jail last night
<@AntiHeiss> he probably isn't getting out for a while
<%The_Coolest> y?
<+Enyo> why?
<%The_Coolest> :o
<@AntiHeiss> it was a girl cop, she was pretty cute too
<@AntiHeiss> she said anything you say can and will be held against you....he sat there for a while and said 'tits'


e ideas
<Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you

woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?

<Celestya> i dont think so

<Mikkel> Wanna go camping?

Bash.org es realmente una inspiración para mí.

Escribiría más sobre mi gran día, pero me dió sueño.
Hoy no salí, me quedé en la casa. Descubriendo nuevas formas de mover mis articulaciones y viendo tele...

Recuperé 2.5 de los 3 kg que perdí el lunes. Nos vemos mañana. Tengo más planes.